Mmmm, let us see… A pirate story, you say…
I only know one story of such a creature, and believe me, it is not a pleasant tale. You still want to hear it? My great, great, great, great-grandfather was a buccaneer. To be honest, I am not exactly sure how many ‘great’s' I should add onto his title, but he was definitely a forefather.

Very well, but do not say you haven’t been warned, eh?